Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 02, 2021

Deez Nuts

Very large, obtuse, and fat nuts

Hey can I touch your Deez Nuts?
You may touch Deez Nuts!

by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023

Deez Nuts

Your Testicles

You like imagine dragons?? Yea. Imagine dragon DEEZ NUTS across your face

by ekf;l sdakn,wesegds February 11, 2022

DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020

Deez nuts

Deez nuts : a funny way to make someone say something sexually inappropriate by using a very vague phrase.

person 1 : you heard of the new Pokémon You suck

Person 2 : Yousuc

Person 1 : You suck Deez Nuts

by you heard of bofa December 11, 2022

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts are another meme word for human nuts, usually used as a joke or insult towards another person.

Hey, did you see Deez Nuts in your mom last night.

by BigDickTightPussy69420 December 03, 2020