deez nuts

my nuts

person: dammnnn what should i have for dinner
other person: deez nuts

by therealfinnwolfhard January 22, 2021

Deez Nutz

You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

DEEZ NUTZ

WHAT IS THIS APP?

TO USE THIS WORD GO IN CLASS AND SCREEM DEEZ NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

by idk_wow April 1, 2021

deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021

Deez Nutz

A joke from 2014 that has been resurfacing the internet, mostly in setups now.

Guy 1: Have you tried Bofa
Guy 2: What the hell is Bofa
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
Guy 2: Bruh. You tryna get some?
Guy 1: Get some of what?

Guy 2: GET SOME OF DEEZ NUTZ
Guy 1: Stop
Guy 2: Sorry
Guy 2: SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU DEEZ NUTZ😂😂

by Frank.Reynolds May 23, 2021

Deez Nutz

deez nutz.

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021