by Krista November 30, 2004
Get the Deer Poof mug.My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.
by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022
Get the Cunt smellin mule deer mug.When a male is finished urinating, he must deedle. To deedle is to ONLY shake, tap penis no more then two times to ensure all urine is off the penis.
by -C July 7, 2006
Get the deedle mug.annaliese: "ouch, i burned my deedee in the hot springs!"
caitlyn: "you should have worn that protective gear i lent you."
caitlyn: "you should have worn that protective gear i lent you."
by c8lyn August 22, 2006
Get the deedee mug.When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.
by Chris Kbbbbbb June 21, 2006
Get the deer camp mug.An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.
Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector
A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector
A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.
The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.
Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.
Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?
Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!
by L's and eights July 4, 2009
Get the Deer mug.the moment when something so ridiculous has happened that nothing else can faze you or be weirder. Taken from the Chevy Chase movie "Funny Farm."
by pea October 12, 2005
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