desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

decently averagely tall

Taller than the average person, but not taller than tall people

i'm decently averagely taller than des

by mattfxcking December 17, 2016

desert truffle

The pubic hairs of an incredibly pale-skinned individual.

Yo, Jack over there has some serious desert truffle!

by MilkyDefinitions December 23, 2016

Desert dime

A fine ass women who lives in the desert

I showed my boy a picture of a women I met that lives in Arizona he says "ohh you found one of those desert dimes"

by Yngchosn January 21, 2017

Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.

"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"

by slanrag April 21, 2017

Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017

decepticookie

An oatmeal raisin cookie that upon first glance looked like a delicious chocolate chip cookie.

His appetite, yea his very world, collapsed when, upon close inspection, he discovered the plate was covered with decepticookies.

by Nerdzar July 5, 2017