Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent

i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?

by oliver bryant December 14, 2009

Daven

Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He

Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Daven, just look how hot he is

Jacky: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best

by SiIvaGunner May 24, 2018

Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.

Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!

by Unknown. June 22, 2004

Dave spud

The person Elias in my 4th and 5th year grade won’t stop talking about and now it’s a trend in my class but Elias hi it’s Kaiden but anyway Elias doesn’t pee in the shower and Kaiden s bye

Elias:hey class WATCH DAVE SPUD OR ELSE
My class:DAVE SPUD
he sucks

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias August 31, 2021

hello dave

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye

by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005

The Dave

A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.

Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!

by sweetdaddy May 8, 2009

Dave Meltzer

An uber mark "wrestling news" reporter who writes the Wrestling Observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. Thinks highly of himself because he's an "insider" and annoys WWE/TNA employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers' personal lives. Also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he's God's gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the balls to step in a wrestling ring and take a bump or learn about the business.

Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?

by elfantasma January 14, 2009