dad? is that you?

You say this when you find your dad who left 15 years ago for a pack of cigarettes.

Dad: *le walking down street*
Kid: dad? Is that you?

by Phanisreal4826 May 21, 2016

Dad Jokes

A Dad Joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.

Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.

*RARELY are they funny to you*

Brad: "It's okay guys, you don't have to laugh at his jokes, i know they're bad.."

Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"

Brad: ?????????????

by Dave Karlisle October 29, 2010

American Dad

Seth MacFarlane's other, less popular cartoon creation. It had a rough start, but has been increasing in quality each season, mostly because they eased up on the dumb political humor and came up with some outrageous storylines with jokes that are actually relevant to the plot.

American Dad is to Family Guy as Futurama is to the Simpsons.

by mowub February 12, 2009

Dad Tax

A portion of an item a father is entitled to when he buys something for his kids, usually something they pestered him to purchase or if they ask for his assistance to open the packaging. This is normally applicable for food items.

"Here's your damn potato chips and I opened the bag."
*Reaches in for a handful*
"Minus Dad Tax."

by Dyna-Mo Chen May 27, 2016

American Dad

Proof that Seth MacFarlane doesn't need pointless cutaway gags to make a show worth watching

American dad is a bit more like the simpsons although nothing beats the simpsons..

by BigScro April 27, 2010

step dads

step dads are complete assholes they literally treat your mom like a sex toy and uses her kids like a fucking punching bag.... they tell you "no one loves you" and ur mother agrees with it, stepdads make ur mom just like them so the moms can just put u up for adoption they put ur hands on u right infront of your mom.. ur mom probably doesnt care... ik my mom doesnt. what im just saying is ur mom will probably pick ur stepdad over you cause family is stupid and doesnt care... like i cant even trust anyone tho.. not even my family.. just saying nobody is down for you, even when you think they are their just their to tell you how much they didnt like/or love you

fuck this bro my stepdad is such a asshole
oh i hate mine to step dads suck

by ooflmao June 07, 2019

Nipple Dad

A stay at home Dad that honestly forgot he has the balls in the house and starts to behave like he has a vagina in his pants!

Did you hear him complaining about the childrens behavior to his wife? Yeah, what a Nipple Dad!

by RightOnThen November 12, 2010