custard

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

by cuntuk January 1, 2007

custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit

gimme a custard cream damnit!

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

cushtee

Meaning "i understand".

john"do some work lad"
jim"allright,allright cushtee,cushtee."

by chris armstrong April 25, 2005

Cushty.

British English - Informal.

* Very nice.

* Cool.

* Awesome.

* Nice.

* Good.

* Wonderful.

This is cushty. It's cushty. Wow! What a cushty shoe.

by Amr Wady. September 26, 2011

Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.

When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.

by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003

russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.

Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.

by matt mullarkey September 11, 2007

custies

short for customers in the service industry. particularly those viewed with disdain by servers.

"i wish these custies would back the fuck off."

"If I get one more order for another latte, I'm gonna pop a cap in a custies ass"

by youjustgotblackberried January 17, 2009