fallow crypt

A fallow crypt is formed when a man's pubes are long enough to braid into a sock used to keep his penis warm.

Dude, my dick was getting cold so I grew out my pubes and made myself a fallow crypt.

by Swaglord Kush October 23, 2018

dirty crypto

When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.

My mate Joe is really into a dirty crypto, he does it every weekend.

by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

Youtube cryptid

A YouTuber who appears on many channels but not his own

Zoomer A: bro michael reeves has been on ludwig, cold ones, poki, AND HE HASN'T UPLOADED A VIDEO IN A YEAR
Zoomer B: yeah he's becoming a youtube cryptid

by iamwhatieatakapussy April 9, 2025

Rich Cryptid

When a person is fake rich

Jordan doing the sasquatch on his shoes I knew he was a Rich Cryptid

by ZuluAvenger69 March 20, 2026

Creeper Crypt

A Creeper crypt is a place where creepers commonly reside. A creeper crypt can also be described as an army of creepers and they are usually seen wielding Shlinkys.

"I will destroy you with my creeper crypt"

by Theshlinkmaster January 12, 2026

Cum for crypto

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum

Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "

by ERhardons March 21, 2021