Crumb

Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.

Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.

by Distortus Dongasaurus September 9, 2021

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017

crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.

Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.

by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007

Crumb Soup

Gravy made from batter bits left in cooking oil after frying meat.

Please add an extra scoop of that Crumb Soup on my mashed potatoes.

by Sunrise6771 February 27, 2024

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

Crumb Punk

A softer, more artistically gifted breed of the common dirty hipster.

"That was a total crumb punk party last night."
"Yeah, he hangs out with crumb punks now."

by Scry Love April 15, 2014

Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.

Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”

by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022