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I crash my camel toe bridge 

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.

Satan's crash helmet 

Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).
You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
penisglansdickcock
Satan's crash helmet by joewpu July 22, 2010

Gash Crash

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. Occurs when one crashes a meeting during which a woman is attempting to make her gash available to someone with whom she hopes to partake in sexual intercourse.

A gash crash can either be backed by malicious intent, or can be the benevolent act of a wingman or bromie upon a friend whose beer goggles regularly get the best of him.
Andy's bromo, Nathan, frequently had to gash crash Selena in order to spare him the fatty remorse.
Gash Crash by Nick Epic January 8, 2012

buffalo crash 

to intentionally travel to a party to invoke the deadly Rule of Buffalo which usually means said party ends sooner than expected due to the high consumption of alcohol, leading to various shenanigans and loss of conciousness. Buffalo Crashers usually take much enjoyment from the utter frustration and discontent of the orginal members of the party when 'Buffalo' is called on them.
"Dude, wanna go Buffalo crash that party the tenth graders are having?"
"Fuck Yeah!, we called buffalo on the same kid 6 times last time!"
buffalo crash by Dyllon September 5, 2007

birthday crash 

this is a brithday party that is great in everyway except for the part when the mom comes home and ragingly drunk and stoned kids scramble for their lives.
claras birthday was so rad until her mom came, then the party was birthday crashed.
birthday crash by long eyelashes September 14, 2003

mojo crash 

Reaching the end of an apparently miraculous run of programming successes. When everything has been going right for a couple of weeks you know you're heading for a mojo crash.
Yeah, I've been coding for eighteen hours a day for the last three weeks and everything JUST WORKS! I know I'm headed for a serious mojo crash.
mojo crash by Andy Armstrong September 16, 2005