Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

by phiddy February 19, 2010

Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

Craig

A bad resolution halo infinite brute who became a meme that its part of halo infinite easter eggs

"this is craig"

by Craig the brute April 14, 2022

dylan craig

lives in mudgee nsw

“do you know dylan craig”

by lattoya marie November 22, 2019

craig

An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.

‘Has anyone seen Craig’
‘Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
‘Classic CRAIG’

by therealcraig March 10, 2020

Craig

This is someone who constantly complains about not having a girlfriend but doesn't do anything about it.

Damn! That guy is exactly like Craig!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014