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The Final Countdown

The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?
by Pablo Beer November 27, 2007
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counter strike

A Modification of the original game "Half-Life" developed in late 1999. IT grew steadily with time to what has become an internet gaming phenomenon which spawned a lot of professional gamers and clans. IT reinforced the CPL, and it continues to do so. THe game is set up of 2 sides. One a Terrorist side and another a Counter Terrorist side. The object of the game is for each side to carry out their missions. IT seems simple, but there are a lot of intricacies in the game which makes it the number one played fps in the world.
Damn it, i've been playing counter strike for 3 years and i'm barely in a cal-im clan. When do i get my right time????!!!
by Lanzemurdok April 19, 2004
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Body count

1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard
My body count is 5.5
by Academic Concensus September 8, 2022
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counter strike

let me sum it up for you
you get on the online feature which is all people play
you get shot every round in the face by some douche bag in ireland
and have to suffer through the sound of eight year olds wispering the word fuck
so there momys dont hear them and wipe there asses
i played counter strike and then hung myself
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
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gayger counter

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.
Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!
by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007
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Bean counter

The new employee down at your local Chipotle, that is single handedly trying to save the business by giving you tiny ass portions.
The fukkin bean counter gave me half as much rice when I asked for brown and white rice.
by Dedcau5 January 2, 2019
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Plan Inclusive Counterplan

Used in policy debate, a plan inclusive counterplan is one that picks one single, irrelevant, stupid little thing of the affirmative plan and does all of plan minus that. Then, the 1NC will bitch about why that irrelevant, insignificant thing is really really bad. Typically, bad, lazy squads such as universities from the state of Kansas, will run these arguments.
Fuck, we're hitting KSU! We need to prep for a PIC (plan inclusive counterplan) debate!
by Baby D Nasty June 30, 2008
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