Corporate

Noun. A hipster slang word that describes someone or something to be mainstream or un-exclusive.

Hipster 1: hey, do you like Iron and Whine?

Hipster 2: don't be ridiculous they turned into corporates ever since they had a song on the twilight album.

by Morehipsterthanholly March 12, 2012

corporate whore

one who is dedicated to their job. working long hours taking no yearly vacations

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

Corporate Takeover

When a corporation buys a smaller corporation, or proprietary with the possibility of increasing it's profitable revenue. NO IT ISN'T DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESSES, THE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OPT TO SELL THEM TO CORPORATIONS, SMALL BUSINESSES STILL PROVIDE MORE JOBS THAN LARGE CORPORATIONS IN THE US. STOP BITCHING WHINEY LIBERALS.

The whiney liberal with no business qualifications makes the assumption small businesses are being "railroaded" by corporations when they fail to realize MOST CORPORATIONS STARTED OUT AS SMALL BUSINESSES! FUCKING RETARD!

by Japanadan February 7, 2006

copulate

to have illicit intercourse with a serving police officer

sgt. cryer told thunderthighs that if she let him copulate with herin the panda, then he would'nt charge her with
soliciting

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

Corporate Greed

The belief that hard work, personal risks, innovation and investments should be rewarded in a capitalist economy. One of the many imaginary things hippies and black people blame their problems on.

Dirty Hippie: "bill gates is an asshole cause he's rich. Corporate greed is whats wrong with America. Vote Obama."

by Bush Cheney '12 October 10, 2011