Cooper coffee

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.

Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.

by Xnorats August 27, 2018

cooper cunningham

A Hansome athletic good at sports especially Canadian sports.

I'm such a Cooper Cunningham when it comes to hockey.

by Repooc@ January 3, 2017

The Roofus Cooper

Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.

Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.

I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.

You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.

by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011

A Matt Cooper

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him

Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

charlie cooper

The most, amazing ,fit, big cocked guy in the universe and is the god to the yaheeeee and is ultimately moist

Your such a charlie cooper

by Big ball December 26, 2016

Cooper

Someone who pretends to have standards yet will touch anything that moves

Friend: You know that ugly girl from last night?
Friend2: Yeah, why?
Friend: I fingered her!
Friend2: Dude you're such a cooper!

by Meffboi September 24, 2011

Roy Cooper

Thanks to Roy Cooper, Dan Forrest is now looking for a job that doesn't exist like everyone else.

Roy Cooper shut everything down until he feels that the numbers are good. People have to understand he's just a child playing with their lives, even if their business of over 20 years and their families will be missed by many.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021