The Roofus Cooper

Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.

Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.

I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.

You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.

by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011

mason cooper

mason coopers can be really annoying but they have big asses and you can never get bored of them. they can amuse you just by you seeing them. they’re funny but obnoxious. can’t forget they’re hot as fuck

mason cooper is so annoying but he’s thick as fuck

by thiccconfessions January 17, 2019

Sly Cooper

A fury who wants to steal back his family book of secrets

Johnny is such a Sly Cooper, he's trying to get his family diary back from Joey

by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Owen Cooper

Owen Cooper is awesome. He is a guy you can trust. When you date him you will find him to be loyal, accepting, and caring. You will fall in love with him and he will support you, never use you or take advantage of you. He is sensitive, tall, handsome, and well built. He is great in bed.

It’s hard to forget since Owen Cooper gave you so much to remember.

by Tiara_w July 31, 2018

Cooper coffee

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.

Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.

by Xnorats August 27, 2018

Cooper

Someone who pretends to have standards yet will touch anything that moves

Friend: You know that ugly girl from last night?
Friend2: Yeah, why?
Friend: I fingered her!
Friend2: Dude you're such a cooper!

by Meffboi September 24, 2011

Cooper Nicolaysen

The coolest Person you'll meet, (:

So nice & chill. Always got your back ! fun to talk to !

Monica: You have to meet Cooper Nicolaysen , he's so chilll. Like a bosss.

by monrosee June 20, 2011