colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

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Cool asparagus

1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.

2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.

cool asparagus

by monkeymb January 24, 2011

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coolsies

Australian slang synonymous with American terms such as "hipster" or "scenester".

Those girls are such coolsies with their bangs and iPods.

by Jon Wilcox November 15, 2005

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colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.

Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

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Icy Cool Horse

Coined back in 1994 by the popular band ICP and their cult followers, juggalos. Refers to the act of sticking a popsicle into a horse ass and sticking your dick in after it melts. Later performed on Tom Green Live

Man I went down to the farm and pulled an Icy Cool Horse

by raykkkkk May 5, 2009

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