competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.

*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Comfies

Short version of "comfortable clothes", i.e. sweat pants, T-shirt or tank top primarily worn at home.

"Time to put our comfies on!" or "Comfy Time!" at home usually shout out in glee after a long day at work.

by beckoline February 12, 2017

competative

The most toxic gamemode in games

Guy : hey bro you wanna play competative?
Guy 2 : fuck no its toxic as fuck.

by Difolax March 7, 2017

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

Comfies

Comfortable clothing to be worn whilst lounging around the house, e.g. jogging bottoms and a hoody.

I can’t wait to get home and get my comfies on...

by Kinross Franco February 10, 2018

Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur May 20, 2018

Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.

"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"

by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018