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Mass Communication

Mass communication is the term used to describe the academic study that people take when they are smart enough to go to university, yet not smart enough to take anything else.

See also Mass Com, and stupid mass com kids.
I want to go to University, but I'm so stupid, I guess I will take Mass Communication.
by Charles576 March 30, 2009
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Community College

A place for "higher learning" that students attend after high school. Students who attend community colleges generally 1) did bad in high school and could not get accepted anywhere else 2) went to a university and dropped out/kicked out due to inadequate grades and then signed up for a community college 3) a lot of older students ages 18-25 (most have jobs, some have kids) 4) students who never got a high school diploma, are 30 or 40 years old, and are just now deciding to get their GED 5) and lastly, there are SOME bright students who attend community college due to financial reasons (me being one of them), but yeah for the most part community colleges suck there is no social life, most students commute and attend class then go home right away, campus is ugly, no dorms, no frats or sororities, a lot of students smoke, in my CC there is a gym, but access is only granted to students who play for the school (thats bullshit), and finally the classes are completely dumbed down. They are so dumbed down it is literally impossible to not get an A if you attend every class and are not late often. Very LOW standards, you won't learn much. Anybody can get in.
Superman: Hey what did you score on your exam ?

Batman: 105%

Superman: Wow, you must be really smart.
Batman: No I just attend community college. I studied about 45 minutes for my exam which was worth 15 percent of my grade and still managed a 105 percent due to all the extra credit I got on the exam.
by College Kid who hates CC December 5, 2012
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Communication Skills

A collection of skills involved to the 'art' of talking to others, especially in a medical setting.

Essentially, these skills consist of things that every person does when conversing with others, but the important difference lies in the way that these actions have been identified, over-thought and then re-named with complicated explainations attached to them.

N.B: When describing Communication Skills, be sure to include references to studies conducted by people with too much time and a gift for spotting tiny details of communication that nobody else cares about. Finally, when employing the skills described above, ensure that you face the person you are talking to and lean in towards them, at a 45 degree angle. If you fall over when attempting this, don't worry; you can discuss how much more difficult communication is when you have a mouth full of floor.
"...Oh no, not Communication Skills again- what rubbish- I learned to talk years ago..."
by Dr. Bob Kelso March 12, 2010
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lakes community high school

The fake preppy hoes goes here. Everyone is either rich af or tries to act like their rich af.
Those people from lakes community high school are fake ass hoes.
by Love yours January 10, 2018
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Undertale Community

The perfect place to find all your favorite Undertale characters making out.
Did you see that great Toriel X Sans image in the Undertale Community? No, I only saw the "You're gonna have a bad time meme.
by pppom May 5, 2016
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Elgin Community College

ECC, Easy Cheap and Close, a college in Elgin, principle benefit is free parking and ash trays, as well as proximity to Colonial Diner, features some fine ass women on scholarships.
i didn't get in anywhere so I'm goin to elgin Community college...easy cheap and close
by Marcz January 10, 2011
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Community College Syndrome

A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome
by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009
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