honeymoon cocktail

This is a sexual act where the male places his penis the female's anus, urinates, and then drinks the urine out of the anus. Works perfectly well for homosexual males also.

On their wedding night, Dick gave Jane a honeymoon cocktail after fucking her silly.

by JODT April 11, 2010

mixed cocktail

when power or battery operated tools are used on a mans nut sac while receiving head.

- Dam dude I didn't know that chick was such a good bartender!

-She isn't a bartender, she works in the book store.

-Well I sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed cocktail

by 1 lone monkey June 24, 2010

big cockaniteis

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.

Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis

by christapher walkins August 15, 2009

mazeltov cocktail

A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.

Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.

by QuacksO November 10, 2018

Cockaine

The ejaculate snorted into nostrils of the eager Blowjob Betty in the process of having her ass coke butt(ered).

Dang! She wouldn't let up, that bitch was on the Cockaine All night long!

by david ko. January 31, 2008

Molotov Cocktail

The act of pouring a flammable alcoholic beverage on a girl's breasts and setting them on fire during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital to be treated for her burns after I Molotov Cocktail'd her. She's pissed to say the least...

Guy 2: Doesn't matter, had sex.

by MikeFuckingTyson January 4, 2012

cocktail face

The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.

Man, that Chelsea muscle queen is rocking a serious cocktail face.

by patient infinity December 27, 2012