cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion

DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!

by yo jj October 30, 2008

Clur

A person of a particular class or status, who is known to go out with dogs. This is often for reasons of financial gain or prosperity.

That girl is such a Clur

by AM Lawrance February 3, 2004

cluntch

A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.

"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"

by XxJaneOo July 29, 2008

clurz

The word clearly, shortened and stylized into internet speak.

see Lolz

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: clurz!

by Damian__ September 30, 2008

clorth

the new age name for a micro fibre cloth.

would anyone like to buy my new micro fibre clorths ?

by wangerb March 11, 2010

clusterbadger

A river blockage caused by a large number of novice boats parked in interesting orientations

During Michaelmas Term in Oxford or Cambridge, there are many rowing boats on the river occupied by people who are new to the sport - novices. These people are usually quite bad at rowing and can be quite upsetting for other river users. Sometimes, their sheer idiocy can lead to pile-ups in the river, or a clusterbadger. Indeed, from above, it will actually look as messy as a group of badgers attempting a clusterfuck.

Cox: Hold it up all eight. There's a *massive* clusterbadger up ahead.
Stroke: Badgering novices.

by fr277 November 16, 2011

Cluster Fuck

A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.

"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"

by MellyMoo October 23, 2012