clown question

A inappropriate question, typically dripping with either intentional or moronic douchebaggery, and usually posed by an actual douchebag.

A clown question is best met with the following retort, coined by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals on June 13, 2012, in response to a clown question posed by a Toronto TV reporter: "That's a clown question, bro."

Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."

by speakonit December 17, 2012

little clown

A fully erect penis.

Hey girl, why don't you seat on the little clown? I know you want it!

by DrLeKter December 12, 2008

Clown Aborshun

A clown aborshun (abortion) is someone who is not funny. The term was created by Twitter beauty @sexpot_sharon is explained by her as "a lickel baby clown wi a clown mum an a clown dad an baby turn owt to be dull as fuck an not funny so they aborshund it"

you're just not funny, you're a clown aborshun

by FatAlan June 29, 2011

Insane Clown Posse

absolute shit

I.C.P. is shit

Insane Clown Posse should go choke on hobo cock

by icpistheworstbandever July 28, 2009

clowndong

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.

"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"

by Mepha June 29, 2005

clown

(verb) When a thing or a person fucks something up or fails to perform a desired function.

Tony clowned the deal...he said he was gonna pay me yesterday and hasn't gotten back to me.

by liz089 June 16, 2011

fuck clown

A fucking loser/ goof who is just a low life. Also probably touches little kids, and has done jail time. He also can't be taken seriously and owes people money

Where's my money fuck clown. You're a fuck clown get away from that kid

by Turbojail January 6, 2014