A closet case is a person who denies their homosexuality. Either because they are young and haven't come to terms with their sexuality. Or they are famous and want to make money marketing themselves to the opposite sex.
by Military milo March 1, 2017

A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.
by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 21, 2003

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.
Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.
I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.
by Agent63 February 28, 2011

A silent enabler of Narendra Modi and his authoritarian rule. He downplays the ordeals of the oppressed as 'isolated cases' but will have his 'sentiments hurt' if someone criticizes his culture and way of living. Generally upper-middle class and posh but takes no stands in favor of values such as liberal democracy and personal liberty of others than his community.
Mr. Pai wants to move to the US for a better life but is not ashamed of going gaga over Modi's authoritarian policies. I always felt that he is a closeted Sanghi.
by lordandsaviour May 27, 2023

clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)
1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
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1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
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John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?
Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?
John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—
Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.
John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.
Henry: What? No, I'm not.
(Henry is a closet narcissist).
Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?
John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—
Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.
John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.
Henry: What? No, I'm not.
(Henry is a closet narcissist).
by Nøkkenbuer August 22, 2012
