Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018

Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

West Virginia Chili Dog

The art of defecating between a woman's breast and then titty fucking her..

The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..

by Hazard6.0 June 2, 2016

Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

Making a Pot of Chili

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.

Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018