by Mr Davis December 27, 2007
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A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.
Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"
by HollowShell September 22, 2011
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(1)I rubbed myself raw; I need some chapschlick.(2)I need to buy some chapschlick; I'm spending the weekend with myself.
by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012
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by DaveSinners December 8, 2012
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Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic
by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015
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by Tony T Chopper July 24, 2015
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