soggy carrot
soggy carrot by afwtk July 28, 2016
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laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck
Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.
laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck by jdddog December 5, 2011
Carrotopophobia
The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
Carrotopophobia by E October 19, 2006
carrot muncher
Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.
carrot muncher by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008
Carrot Girl
A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.
"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"
"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
Carrot Girl by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
steamed carrot
When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!
steamed carrot by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010