Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

by Frank XXII January 6, 2008

u canot b serios

internet slang, short for "you cannot be serious"

used as an excited utterance when the poster simply cannot believe what was posted inthe thread.

OMG, u canot b serios, that would ruin all humanity!!! WTF???

by Occupant Ilied Industries May 2, 2005

cantelec

A small electrical retailer in south east England... The sort of place that welcomes all of the least able to cope with selection of a basic appliance. The sort of person that starts a phone conversation, "Oh hello, i wonder if you can help me?" - Damn i need a new job?! lol

leaky gas bottle? Get yourself down to Cantelec!! They'll offer you friendly service, and great prices....go in, youll have a Blast!

by steve aka stig January 4, 2007

Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Canoe

The big reward or ultimate goal you are trying to achieve.

I don’t care about the clout. I’m just after the canoe.

by ThatguyP November 14, 2019

Canterbury And District

A game overrun by u13 shitty bus drivers and has niki minaj stans in it, it is also well known for having nonces.

Make sure if you see a nonce from Canterbury and District you run.

by Eboy1237197 January 15, 2022

Cunt Canoe

Similar to a douche canoe, but found mostly commonly in women.

Gahdamn that bitch is SUCH a cunt canoe!

by Squeetthang June 12, 2010