by Jamica2020 September 22, 2020
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One perfect and beautiful girl. She will make your day with her glorious smile and eyes. You would believe that two stars have taken the place of her eyes. Also, her amazing attitude completes herself. She is a gift from God and praises him a lot. Julianna is also known as Julie to her friends. Julie is brave, beautiful, honest, smart, unique, and will stand up to protect who she loves and what she believes.
by TheManofyourdreams April 25, 2016
A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.
by GrandpaDad69 February 04, 2023
by Coolpoker June 07, 2017
When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
by Ricktorious November 08, 2020
Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 08, 2024