Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.

"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"

by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007

Shotgun Candy

The act of committing suicide by blowing one's brains out with a shotgun.

Did you hear about Ted in the sales department? He took the easy way out by swallowing a mouthful of shotgun candy last night. Lucky bastard.

by Tony Malice November 6, 2009

Faggot candy

Gay dude's Sperm.

Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face.

by emoavon May 4, 2009

Rare Candy

one of a kind person who is desirable.

look at that rare candy

by Jmeee September 2, 2010

car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017

Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010