camping in wales 

Camping in Wales is a joke from the devil, not like the funny ones where everyone laughs, but like the mean ones, where someone gets pushed off a brick wall, hits their head and bleed VEEEEEEEEEEEERY slowly to death, whilst satan shits himself laughing
See also hell and shithole

Tom: Hey man, where were you last week?
Me: Guuuuuuuh
Gus: Oh, he went camping in Wales...
Me: Guuuuuuuh
Tom: Poor bastard
Me: Guuuuuuuh

camping in wales by gri-unit October 1, 2005

Urban Camping 

Urban Camping: Urban camping involves the acquisition of a 45sqft apt in the city sparsely equipped with furniture or appliances. Camper subsists on top ramen, a 2 lb box of cheez-its, and diet hot chocolate packets lifted from the break room at work. Optional: Drawer full of salt and ketchup packets, disposable chopsticks and a knack for toasting bread over the open burner.

Martha had been urban camping so long in her new apartment, she was beginning to steal plastic silverware and keg cups before she even ran out!

Urban Camping by Ilovelillo April 8, 2009

Urban Camping 

When you set up a campsite and/or tent in the woods in a city/town, and then immediately leave and do not spend any of your camping time actually at the camp, but in the city instead.

Joe: Hey man wanna do some Urban Camping?
Ron: Sure! Lets go longboarding and have fires at random places and not return until sun-up!

Urban Camping by coolbeansman43 September 26, 2010

Kenya Budget Camping Safaris||Kenya Budget Safaris 

Low cost and affordable Kenya budget camping safari holidays. Kenya budget safaris for budget travelers. Kenya semi-luxury tented camping safaris.

Kenya Budget Camping Safaris||Kenya Budget Safaris

Kenya Budget Camping Safaris||Kenya Budget Safaris by Chefun August 17, 2011

camping

gay butt sex. jokes. would u tell?

if u got raped by ur buddy while on a camping trip, would you tell?
hello no!
wanna go camping?

camping by ~violated~ May 16, 2010

The End is Cumming 

An uncommon problem that guys and gals acquire in which they cum way too easily whether while masturbating, having sex, or what not. After they easily cum, they just can't continue afterwards. "The end is cumming" can be equivalent to saying, "The end of insert activity is when I cum."

"I told my girlfriend that the end is cumming... but she didn't believe me. Let's just say, sex only lasted 15 minutes."
"I let my significant other know that the end is cumming so we could have a long session."

The End is Cumming by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

camping

when a man/woman(advancer) continues to make sexual advances on person (advancee)dispite obvious social signals that the advancee is not interested.

He was completely camping on her, eventually she told him ‘I have a boyfriend.’ And of course, she doesn’t.

camping by Paul H May 13, 2005