Ilovelillo's definitions

Urban Camping

Urban Camping: Urban camping involves the acquisition of a 45sqft apt in the city sparsely equipped with furniture or appliances. Camper subsists on top ramen, a 2 lb box of cheez-its, and diet hot chocolate packets lifted from the break room at work. Optional: Drawer full of salt and ketchup packets, disposable chopsticks and a knack for toasting bread over the open burner.

Martha had been urban camping so long in her new apartment, she was beginning to steal plastic silverware and keg cups before she even ran out!

by Ilovelillo April 8, 2009