brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

Brown mist

When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.

The priest ate all of Kerry's brown mist.

by Xtro November 23, 2017

brown sugah

Realest nigga alive

"yo who that nigga over there?"

"shit must be brown sugah"

by thebull November 10, 2013

brown docking

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.

I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

gordon brown

fat Scot who Was chancellor of the exchequer but now sits under the title of Priminister, much to the bewilderment of the Brittish people. Dubya's new lapdog.

(Gordon Brown): Cannea suck yer cock noo, Mr Bush?

by 21stcentrybriton999 December 29, 2007

Derren Brown

Patron saint of corduroy and Frock Coats. Hobbies included scaring the crap out of students and making Stephen Fry say 'Fuck' loudly.

You're about as twisted as that Derren Brown Forum!

by Igloomode October 29, 2004

Brown nigger

A Mexican with a darker skin color. Sometimes just called a “nigger”, Mexicans that also worked in slavery because they were not white and colored,

That Brown Nigger has to ride at the front of the bus.

by Historical activist July 19, 2019