bob barker

A man commonly known to be happy and smiling about everything, whether the contest on The Price is Right won something or not.

He also enjoys neutering unsuspecting dogs.

"GOOD JOB YOU WON A NEW CAR! :)" -Bob Barker

"You just lost at Plinko. HOW U DO DAT WTF NOOB?! :)" -Bob Barker

"See that stray over there? He looks like he still has a set.I hope you brought the scissors. I hate using my hands...
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:)" -Bob Barker

by I want man meat! March 24, 2008

Borken

Broken, misspelled.

For something to be borken, it must be broken beyond all repair.

However, the only reason why its beyond all repair, is because it cannot possibly be fixed by the idiot who is stupid enough to call it borken, thus broken beyond all repair.

Guy1: Aw man my TV's so totally borken!
Guy2: Borken? Anyway, what's wrong with it?
Guy1: It won't make any sound!
Guy2: Umm...that's because its on mute.
Guy1: Oh! You must be some kind of genius or something!

by Paznos April 25, 2009

barker

An ugly person, someone very unatractive.

That girl is a serious barker

by gfds July 28, 2006

UC-Berkeley

Standford reject school.

Let's go to UC-Berkeley since Stanford hates us.

by Shum July 25, 2008

borkeny

a big dump of waste from the body

i went to the bathroom and had a borkeny

by funnyfaceface January 13, 2009

Flapping Borker

Very loose, large vagina with flappy labia that makes questionable sounds during intercourse.

It's 5 am. She's the only one left in the club. You're desperate so you decide to bite the bullet. When you get home and get frisky, you fell an entire pastrami sandwich down there. Yup, she's got one of them flapping borkers.

by elktw January 19, 2019

birken-nots

Cheap ass sandals that look similar to the uber comfy birkenstocks but can be purchased at Walmart etc.

Heard a rumor k-mart had birkenstocks but they were just birken-nots

by foofy January 11, 2009