Apache blonde

A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).
"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"

"Apache blonde."
by scorpiogirl March 24, 2012
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Blonde Ron

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.
by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020
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blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.
She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.
by Maximus August 06, 2003
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Blonde at heart

A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends
Nice... ur so stupid...
So are you!
Naw im just blonde at heart
by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004
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bottle blonds

A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.
She dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. Bottle blonds.
by KARMA MRA MGTOW October 01, 2014
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blonde moment

When something possesses you to say something really stupid
If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*
by jeeeeew October 01, 2003
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Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.
Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
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