Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G February 19, 2018

Blonde Ron

A faux pas or blunder.

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.

by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 06, 2003

Blonde at heart

A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends

Nice... ur so stupid...
So are you!
Naw im just blonde at heart

by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004

blonde moment

When something possesses you to say something really stupid

If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*

by jeeeeew October 01, 2003

bottle blonds

A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.

She dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. Bottle blonds.

by KARMA MRA MGTOW October 01, 2014

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 01, 2005