Blitch

A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.

"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch

by Lord Haval October 8, 2010

Blitch

African American lady who is really, really mean.

Black + Bitch= Blitch

Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.

by Drizzle my nizzle-o January 17, 2010

blitch

a really annoying glitch one comes across whilst gaming, comes from glitch bitch

(gamer hits into a tree and goes flying across the map)
gamer: WHAT A BLITCH, FML

by oLi135790264 September 29, 2009

Blitzoff

The act of BLitzing off. Or to tell somone to "Blitz off", an invented word inspired by playing too much blitzball of ff10

Hey Mandy, Blitzoff!

by Brandon November 12, 2003

blitzkrieg shopping

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.

Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."

by Michigan Debate Institutes August 12, 2005

Blitzkrap

Rapidly ejected excrement, turds entering the public domain like so many storm troopers invading Poland in 1939. Often used figuratively.

1. I turned on that news channel and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
2. I turned in some talk radio and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
3. I bought some blitzkrap at my local supercenter yesterday.

by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006

Blithm [Blithms]

Slow returning embarrassing memories/flashbacks from drinking too much the night before

"My hangover is awful and I keep getting cringe-worthy blithms. I'm so embarrassed!"

or "I've just had the worst blithm! Did I really dance on stage and snog the ugly DJ?!"

A Blithm Blithms can happen hours, days, weeks months and, in extreme cases, years after a drunken night.

by Megan Carr November 7, 2008