bladar

black-radar; typically used by snowbunnies, used to describe a feeling a female gets before a black guy walks into the room

My bladar is kicking in, a black guy must be close.

She’s white, and loves black guys she prolly has bladar.

by snowbunnyrose October 1, 2019

bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

blade_cant_spell

Really cool minecraft streamer:

"Hey, do you watch blade_cant_spell?" "Yeah!they're my comfort streamer"

by Emma4life August 29, 2021

Bladimiro

He's the bestest boy ever, everyone wish they would have a Bladimiro, he's the full package, certified boyfriend material, pretty smile, tall, sweet, funny, caring, good cook, a man that can match the BDE with the BD, he's the full package. He deserves the best.

Bladimiro is awesome, I could listen him talk for hours

by Prakata November 30, 2021

Blade and Sorcery

Ahh yes, Blade and Sorcery. The game in second place of destroying your room. The first place is shitrilla tag. Blade and Sorcery is the greatest game ever so far. It’s a medieval combat game where you fight the dumbest npc’s to ever exist.

Dude 1: Yo you play Blade and Sorcery Dude 2?
Dude 2: Hell yea Dude 1.
Dude 3: Dude 2 is a giga chad.

by The best vr player out there May 8, 2022