Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

The blade

An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."

LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."

by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023

Blade

A tall, handsome, unable-to-die person from Honkai: Star Rail who will answer you with a sword if you call him "Bladie." He's a Wind Destruction DPS character who is trying to find a way to die (because being immortal sucks), and also "cleanse sins." This character abundantly features the Red Spider Lily in his design and animations.

I lost my 50/50, so I spent another $150 just to get Blade

by coldmail September 8, 2023

Omega Blade

Best MCPE Parkourist

Cool person
YouTuber with over 3k subs
His YouTube: @OmegaBladePE

Omega blade is so pro

by ItsssssHerobrine September 19, 2023

Fire emblem the binding blade

The best fire emblem game hands down.
Also Roy’s our boi.

“I played fire emblem the binding blade and it was one of the greatest gaming experiences I’ve ever had”

by Voltron77 September 30, 2023

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

blade it

everyone right now only has one thing on their mind- roller blading.

2020 is the year the term blade it becomes popular and means to roller blade anywhere

“how did you get here with such elegance, class and speed”

“I had to blade it so that explains basically everything”

by J-Wizard March 24, 2020