keep the Benjamin on the wallet

Save your money, don't spend it for useless things

Instead of buying shiny new phones or cars, why you don't ever think to keep the Benjamin on the wallet?

by Sir. B September 19, 2021

Benjamin

Benjamin is a discord catfisher that claims that he has a big peen. We cannot confirm if this is true or false, but we know for a fact that his hairline will always be on fleek. Benjamins usually do not like Majeds, because of their annoying behaviour and obnoxious voice. Benjamin has a tendency to expose his body to those who pay him. If you can't find your dog, it's most likely Benjamin who ate it.

damn, i got Benjamined on discord again

by alpacafries December 3, 2018

Benjamin Franklin

A douche bag who likes to play in thunder storms with kites with keys tied to them.

also the old frowning guy on front of the 100 dollar bill.
Benjamin Franklin sucks dick

by Iyup nigga October 24, 2008

Benjamin

A Jewish nigger that is part of the LGBTQ

I hate Benjamin

by Phuckinpoody March 3, 2019

Benjamin

A dickhead that doesn’t know shit, whenever someone ask him a question he will immediately forget and be dumb as hell. If your friends with this guy you shouldn’t be friends with him because he will do something to you in the future

I’m asking Benjamin a question 4 times and can’t keep up

by Happy :)) June 1, 2018

Breaking Benjamin

Another failed attempt at pop rock. People complained Grunge wasn't real rock, now we have a tool mimic on our hands. I only listened to this band, because Billy Corgan cowrote a few songs. If you're looking for some minor talent, I suggest Britney Spears or 50 Cent over this shit any day. And to the dork who robbed his name from FFVII, and not to mention his little brothers anal virginity, obviously you had to have been in touch with the mainstream to have ever heard of Breaking Benjamin in the first place, you fuckin' hypocrite. It's about time to grow up and quit classifying yourself as a rebel, or hasn't your crotch fuzz finished growing in yet?

Lonely Goth Boy Rufus Shinra: Hey guys! Breaking Benjamin's cool!
Some Random Football Jock: That guy's wearin' lipstick! GET 'EM!

by Whothefuckcares December 11, 2004

Benjamin

When a man records a girl buttocks on his mobile phone while she walks in front him.

Yesterday, I saw this girl walking and I just had to do a Benjamin.

by Thebrownbear October 19, 2014