A conservative town west of Oak Park, IL and north of Forest Park, IL. A place where people complain about the things that they don't have; when in reality they have a lot. A disgrace to all the good work that the Forest Park people have done to liven up their city. Also a disgrace to the name of Oak Park High School which has been corrupted since 1900 w/ River Forest attached to it.
I heard everyone in River Forest voted for George Bush last election. Yeah, it's too bad that they can't have their own school; instead they have to suck off the tit of Oak Park.
by FoPaSean March 25, 2007
A sex act with a woman who either has a natural red bush
or a dyed one. Then the male pisses on or in her.
or a dyed one. Then the male pisses on or in her.
by mattymcfreeman November 25, 2011
Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.
My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.
by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019
Those born and/or raised in East Saint Louis. Often children of prostitutes and/or strippers. They go into St. Louis looking for people to lure back to their home with promises of sexual gratification, only to rob them.
He planned to go to the East Side to bang some river rats he picked up in a bar, and the next day he couldn't find his car.
by NoCo White Chocolate January 22, 2011
Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010
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At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
by chucka nubba May 31, 2007