fanny batter

the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse

after screwing that tart my cock was covered in fanny batter

by ross braun April 1, 2003

*battery dies*

A phrase that nintendo backers use to insult PSP users by saying that they have terrible lithium ion batterys.

Nintendo Nub: *Battery Dies*
PSP Nub: *Pen in eye*

by negroshima January 27, 2007

banterage

Making conversation with friends via the medium of email. This is usually carried out whilst in the office when one should actually be working. It can also be done in stealth mode. It is common for the subject matter of the banter to be of a smutty nature and to contain plenty of toilet humour. Other topics of discussion can include football, sexual encounters and general sicko talk. It is believed that the word originated in Brighton between a group of lads that went to Cardinal Newman school.

'That was some great banterage today boys'

by The Yam August 9, 2006

Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012

licking the brownie batter

An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"

by missg77 May 2, 2009

Jew baiter

More than just an anti-semite, an anti-semite that constantly take his views in to the public view (newspapers, tv shows, radio, etc.) They will blame the Jews for any problems that arise; they are almost always convinced that there is a worldwide Jewish conspiracy that controls the world.

Adolf Hitler and the Nazis were jew baiters.

by whodunit? May 16, 2006

Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.

My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009