Bagel

A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.

“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”

by Little Blacky June 14, 2018

Dirty bagel

When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

This morning we had a dirty bagel.

by Dirty Carmona October 31, 2018

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

bagel face

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

by ezra1001 April 15, 2011

salmon bagel

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 28, 2009

Whore Bagel

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.

Whore Bagel: Kelly Cooney, Megan Alexopolous.

by CKAMWB April 4, 2010

Trowser Bagel

An alternate term used for camel toe, especially when in the company of a lot of women...a code word if you will

Dude...did you bring the Philly's because there is a grip of trowser bagels in the house!

by skillset December 21, 2010