porny bastard

Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.

Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.

by Wiki1968 December 05, 2009

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Cumfuck Bastard

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas

Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard

by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019

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Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 07, 2017

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Bloody Bastards

a physics-based medieval fighting game made by Tibith.Currently available in Android and Ios.Console and PC releases are currently planned.

Guy 1: Hey man have you heard of Bloody Bastards?

Guy 2: No I haven't is it available in PC?

by sugomaster1 January 13, 2022

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Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

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