You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!
by testementary January 17, 2016
Get the Trifling Bastardmug. Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
by h.legge October 5, 2011
Get the Shroomy Bastardmug. a physics-based medieval fighting game made by Tibith.Currently available in Android and Ios.Console and PC releases are currently planned.
by sugomaster1 January 13, 2022
Get the Bloody Bastardsmug. An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.
This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?
Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?
or unit of measurment:
Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?
Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?
or unit of measurment:
Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?
Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017
Get the Bouncy Bastardmug. Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
by Pummill December 5, 2018
Get the bastard saturdaymug. by Issa me brat May 27, 2018
Get the alcoholic bastardmug. dizzi b or dizzi bastard
by bri johnson April 16, 2008
Get the dizzi bastardmug.