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shag bands

shag bands are jelly bracelets of which lots of people wear, mostly emo or scene. there are hundreds of different meanings for them but the ones i know are:

black: all the way
blue: oral
green: outdoor sex
clear: whatever the snapper wants
orange: kiss (peck)
yellow: hug
red: lapdance
purple: full-on snog
white: flash
pink: lovebite / hickey
glow in the dark: using sex toys
gold: all of the above
he snapped one of my black shag bands, damit! now i have to f**k him!

i have to give him oral, because he snapped my blue shag band.

hahaha, she snapped my green shag band so now we've arranged to do it outdoors :D
by meganzooooxx September 30, 2009
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ya bass

Scots- "ya bass" is a shortened term of "you bastard" said by many Glaswegians usually in an aggressive tone.
"mon ya bass, i'll fuckin' do you!"
by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005
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Bass Master

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DEBBIE: This shirt makes me look ugly, I can't believe i wore this to the movies...
MIKE: 'The Dark Knight' was really good.
DEBBIE: I wish i didn't look so ugly right now...
MIKE: Oh.
DEBBIE: ..you think I'm ugly right now?
MIKE: No. I told you that you looked good three times already, stop being such a damn Bass Master you cunt!
*Mike smacks Debbie*
by Jonnie C. August 18, 2008
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