Standards Based Grading

A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.

Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.

Guy 2: You and everyone else.

by xATLASx October 10, 2012

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The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

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im sooooooo based right now biotch

by StayhighHitter November 26, 2010

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when sumone buggin you and you want them 2 get the fuck out your face

bitch ass: yo you didnt answer my question

based nigga: i didnt answer cuz u need to stay based nigga

by BaSeD-OuT July 5, 2010

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BarbedWire

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

by Barbie November 25, 2003

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