barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

Barney

Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!

"AH! BARNEY!! "

by #n00b October 14, 2018

barneck

Barneck is an inflammatory condition resulting in mild to moderate muscular pain caused by sitting at the bar enjoying libations and looking up to see your sporting event of choice on the TV. Symptoms typically occur by halftime or after 3 beverages.

Last week I was watching the Red ZONE at Louis’s Lounge and my barneck was so bad I had to have my wife rub it down after I got home.

by SeatoSlope December 30, 2018

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

by WettyWain January 12, 2019

Barney the Dumbstuff

A drunken purple dinosaur that does sex with hot girls. He also murders children. He drinks wine 24/7.

Barney the Dumbstuff.

by Who is Barney the Builder February 6, 2019

Badness

A term used to describe something really good, the opposite of peak (really bad)

That goal was badness mate

by Rio32LUFC March 5, 2019

Barney's Dimension

A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.

I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019