barneck 

Barneck is an inflammatory condition resulting in mild to moderate muscular pain caused by sitting at the bar enjoying libations and looking up to see your sporting event of choice on the TV. Symptoms typically occur by halftime or after 3 beverages.

Last week I was watching the Red ZONE at Louis’s Lounge and my barneck was so bad I had to have my wife rub it down after I got home.

barneck by SeatoSlope December 30, 2018

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

Barnsed by WettyWain January 12, 2019

Barney the Dumbstuff 

A drunken purple dinosaur that does sex with hot girls. He also murders children. He drinks wine 24/7.

Barney the Dumbstuff.

Barney the Dumbstuff by Who is Barney the Builder February 6, 2019

Badness 

A term used to describe something really good, the opposite of peak (really bad)

That goal was badness mate

Badness by Rio32LUFC March 5, 2019

Barney's Dimension 

A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.

I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.

Barney's Dimension by limpychicken June 12, 2019

barney 

a ugly ass dinosaur that haunts kids dreams

friend : hey jim did you see barney ?

jim : oh you mean that ugly ass dinosaur ?
friend : yeah

barney by charliebean4 January 11, 2020

Barney Stinson 

Daddy’s home

Barney Stinson: Suit up! It’s gonna be legen...wait for it...dary!

Barney Stinson by Babbo Natale May 2, 2021