better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

bare mcminimum

When an employee decides to “quiet quit” their job in a lower paid role such as a fast-food restaurant. See also “mcminimum wage”. Recent reports suggest they can be awful places to work in.

“How’s your job going in Maccy D’s, Jaydon?”
“It’s shit bruv, I’m just doing bare Mcminimum fam.”

by Wight Eggy January 9, 2024

Bare Nonchalant

Nonchalant: meaning of the word is equivalent to the known demon named AD. He is so lowkey and nonchalant. He walks around hoodie up rocking double airpods. He’s so known but unknown because he’s bare lowkey and shi. He’s off the radar and better yet still off the grid.

Yo ur bare nonchalant

by lowekyandshi March 7, 2024

Bare

Lots or loads

Drake: how many girls were ther
Luke:brooo there where bare tings

by Lola_drippiest July 19, 2020

Chat bare get where?

It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare

Chat bare get where?

by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020

Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

Barely Productions

Formally known as "barelypolitical", Barely Productions is one of the most tastefully and creatively comedic current Youtube channels. Known for their Parody series entitled "The Key of Awesome". The channels most viewed video as of June, 2016, is a Key of Awesome Parody of Justin Bieber's "Sorry". In addition to The Key of Awesome, the channel is known for several other series such as "Barely Guys" "Barely Air" "Barely Ads" "The Key of Unplugged" "Youtube Complaints" and "Celebrity Siri Ads".

Deckstur: Hey, I just saw the most hysterical parody of "work" by Rihanna. It was funny, yet tasteful and didn't rely on sex jokes like most other parodies.

Grayss: I bet it was from "Barely Productions."

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018