barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.

by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020

barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.

What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel

by Dabbing king <o/ July 13, 2020

Barben

When something at a barbecue is garbage

This barbecue is Barben

by Buttman3435 March 31, 2021

babeezouis

the best one direction fan page, now inactive but was loved by many

babeezouis is the best fan page
babeezouis is really funny

by Jhonny derulos June 14, 2021

barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.

Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.

by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022

barbie-itis

the nicki minaj disease/infection. causes: close contact with nicki minaj in the roblox game survive nicki minaj in area 51

robloxian: i have barbie-itis
nicki minaj: yay

by cwalling all barbz January 23, 2022