batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012

banging and danging

physically and or mentally destroying your opponent, often times with the head but not subject to any part of the body.

Did you see Marshawn Lynch banging and danging his way to the endzone.

by Dem Fresh Boy November 22, 2014

barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010

Juice banging

sweet, gnarly, wicked, awesome

I'm going to stomp out some juice banging tricks!!!

by kewlski14 January 18, 2010

Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

by almerv46 March 29, 2010

whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.

Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.

by J-Pane March 24, 2011