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Charlie Banter

When in a light-hearted conversation, banter is necessary. Charlie banter is the process of a very unwitty, serious comeback to the other party's statement.
'Haha yeah, but you're a Tarquin'.

'Well, you're just ruddy ridiculous, and scum. RAH. RAH. RAH'.

'CHARLIE BANTER!'
by Lhasa91 December 5, 2012
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double-banged

1. Australian Police term used when a person has been given a fine and a defect, or two fines in the same incident, for a similar offence. A person is generally double-banged because Police have a dislike of that person due to previous dealings, that person is a drug dealer or scumbag, or they are rude to Police while doing their job.

2. Relates to a person (read 'victim'), often drunk' who was assaulted by two other people. The person being assualted is often unaware why they were assualted, or feel it was completely unprovoked.
1. When a Police Officer issues a member of the public a fine and also defects their car, in the same incident. Generally, the motor vehicle is usuaully defected first, then a fine is issued for having driven a motor vehicle which had breached motor vehicle standards while driven on a road or road related area e.g. bald tyres. A person is likely to get double-banged after firstly arguing with, or abusing Police while performing their duties. If you get double-banged, you have failured the 'Attitude Test'...

2. I just double-banged that truckie. He failed the 'Attitude Test'.... Nyira lippi!

3. That bloody cop double-banged me for stuff all!

4. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when they came up and double-banged me. Gunta wiya!
by Minya Wati November 26, 2013
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Jimmy Banter

When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!
Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!
by OnlySwimmingFreestyle December 1, 2014
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billy bunted

He ate that whole tray of hash brownies, Now he's absolutely billy bunted.
by Syr December 6, 2014
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Deadly banter

Calling someone out on not being able to do something, then not being able to do it themselves.

In homage to the original source, (A small twitch streamer) can be said in a British accent, although unnecessary.
Jim: You can't hit a single target
John: Try it yourself!
*Jim fails to hit a target*
John: Deadly banter.
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goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 23, 2015
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The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.
"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"
by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016
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